zombie

Elvis could've halted the '60s
Britpop invasion with a trusty
shotgunRobert Fure of Film School Rejects has just compiled a practical list of six must-have weapons to have on hand, in case of a zombie outbreak.

Fure's list seems pretty sensible and ranges from the chainsaw ("Like a thousand tiny razors hooked to a diesel engine ...") to the shotgun ("Pretty much the be all, end all in any conversation ...").

The weapons list is great, but you'll want to scroll below and see the comments section. Commentator Cole Abaius makes the following priceless observation: "I just carry a copy of Celine Dion’s 'My Heart Will Go On.' It makes heads explode with force equal to that of a baseball bat ..."

It's funny, because it's true.

(Jorge Sosa is a staff writer for the Hutchinson Leader. He can be reached at sosa@hutchinsonleader.com)

Today marks the 28th anniversary of the U.S. release of "Zombie."