The Minnesotan Redneck

A lot of people are probably going, "Huh?", but this is a true species of human. They are a lot like the rednecks commonly found in the South, but a few key differences:
Southern Redneck - Chew Red Man, drink old-ass sh*ty beer, have a big trucker hat, are usually of some form of ancestry called "Scot-Irish" whatever the **** that is, drive beat-up trucks, can be racist, live in trailers, and have ginormous porches and blar country music. They also talk funny as ****.
Minnesotan Redneck - Chew Grizzly, drink good-ass sh*ty beer, have big outdoor hats (Cabela's yo?), are of Scandinavian, German or Irish ancestry, drive any old or new piece of sh*t they can find, are only racist cuzz of the abscence of minorities (cept those ****** Mexicans who work in the sunflower and wheat fields), live in pretty much anything, can have big porches, blar either the most quality or least quality (sh**ty) country or old-ass rock (Led Zeppelin, Bob Dylan). We, too talk funny as **** but not quite like the Southern redneck (Ex. instead of saying "Yes" or "Yes'm" we say "EEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!")