See you at the movies? Probably not.

I was having a tough time scraping together some movie news (or even juicy unsubstantiated movie rumors) for my blog today.

Then I came across this revealing factoid. According to the Internet Movie Database, "Fewer moviegoers visit their local theaters during the Labor Day weekend than during any other major holiday of the year, and this weekend is not expected to be an exception."

Hmmm.

That's because they're too busy with that time-honored Labor Day tradition: watching weiner dogs and Siamese kittens fight to the death.

(Jorge Sosa is a staff writer for the Hutchinson Leader. He can be reached at sosa@hutchinsonleader.com)